Oh, hey guys, I know who the final Cylon is.  It’s my new bike.  Spoiler alert!

This past Friday, some guy in a wine store in Long Island City told me I looked exactly like Kate from Lost.  Next season, Kate is going to move back in with her parents and start pursuing a medical degree.  Spoiler alert!

New season of Top Model begins on September 3.  Spoiler alert: one of the judges will be a legendary fashion icon, and sources say one may even be a noted fashion photographer.

That chick that plays Ava on Grey’s Anatomy has the same birthday as I do.  Too bad for her.  Spoiler alert!

The Sex and the City movie is scheduled to open in two weekends.  We all know this won’t happen (spoiler  alert!), on account of Miranda not being able to make it; there will be no F service between Smith-9th Sts and 2nd Avenue.  Take the G to Metropolitan and transfer to the L.  Oh, wait, it’s Saturday.  The L doesn’t run past Lorimer, and the G train doesn’t even exist.  Just take a cab — as we all know from Sex and the City, no one in New York even uses the subway system.

The Cardassians have not responded to our hailing signals and have set their phasors to stun.  Red alert!

There is a new show scheduled to debut in the fall starring Eliza Dushku (best/worst/best again last name EVER) and Tahmoh Penikett, who has finally made it onto network television.  This promises to be amazing for me and my sort of embarrassing television crushes (spoiler alert: I’m predictable.  He looks a lot like Wentworth Miller.)

I’m starting work on my one-woman pilot.  It’s about a girl who lives in the room above her parents’ garage, eats a lot of hummus, and studies for the MCAT literally 6 hours a day.  I’m thinking of calling it M-Kate,  (you know, like Kyle XY) because the girl is Kate is from Lost.  With no belly button.