Mon 5 May 2008
Help me be a better girl
Posted by Stella KevlarWent shopping with a male friend this weekend who had a gift certificate to the Lucky jeans store. Lucky jeans look GREAT on guys, especially guys with cute little flat butts like my friend. Not so on little plumpy here. I’ve always considered myself better than this, but I’m growing backwards (and buttwards) all the time. Can anyone recommend a pair of jeans that look stellar on a skinny girl with an ass? I’m not talking Miss Sixty, but I can’t rock the Sass & Bides (let alone the Mudd or LEI that 12 year olds wear) either. I have a pair of Seven skinnies, and they look better on me than my own skin, but I’m wondering if anyone else has other suggestions. I don’t mind spending up to $200 if they look REALLY good.
Also, here are some pictures to accompany the intellectual level of this post (what’s really sad is that I’m going to get a lot hits on this one)
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