May 5, 2008
Help me be a better girl
Posted by Stella Kevlar under Stella Kevlar | Tags: monkey in a diaper, tara reid, skinny jeans, butts, beer, boobs, sigmund freud |Went shopping with a male friend this weekend who had a gift certificate to the Lucky jeans store. Lucky jeans look GREAT on guys, especially guys with cute little flat butts like my friend. Not so on little plumpy here. I’ve always considered myself better than this, but I’m growing backwards (and buttwards) all the time. Can anyone recommend a pair of jeans that look stellar on a skinny girl with an ass? I’m not talking Miss Sixty, but I can’t rock the Sass & Bides (let alone the Mudd or LEI that 12 year olds wear) either. I have a pair of Seven skinnies, and they look better on me than my own skin, but I’m wondering if anyone else has other suggestions. I don’t mind spending up to $200 if they look REALLY good.
Also, here are some pictures to accompany the intellectual level of this post (what’s really sad is that I’m going to get a lot hits on this one)
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May 6, 2008 at 9:37 am
I got nothing, because the pair of jeans that make my ass look the best are… (you guessed it, right?) Lucky Jeans. :p
May 6, 2008 at 10:41 am
AH ha ha ha ha! I love the pictures that demonstrate the intellectual level of the post!
Yeah. I have ONE pair of blue jeans, which I’ve been wearing since….uh…. hrm….mid-college, maybe? Which would make that 7.5 years or so.
I totally need a new pair. Anyone know a good brand/style for a tall-ish girl with thighs and a butt?
May 6, 2008 at 11:55 am
Jeans are the one thing that I HAVE to splurge on. It ends up being worth it, though, as my five year old Sevens will attest.
My faves, though, (and I have an ass) are True Religion for when I want to flaunt it and Paper Denim and Cloth for when I want to hide it. Rock and Republic are nice too, if you don’t mind the flashy stitching on the pockets.
May 6, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Liana:
Tall + Skinny + Thighs and butt = Long Express Jeans.
Miss Stella, I don’t know how tall you happen to be, but being thin with a butt, I live and die by Express jeans.
May 6, 2008 at 9:22 pm
oh, yeah, i guess i should have mentioned that. i’m 5′6″. almost.
May 7, 2008 at 7:58 am
Thanks, Heather! Yay! I’ll keep that suggestion in mind
May 7, 2008 at 9:46 am
Actually, googling monkey’s ass and tara reid brought me here. coincidence!!
May 7, 2008 at 2:27 pm
That’s so funny, Jacob–I got here by googling monkey’s ass and Tara Cook!
May 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
now you’re going to laugh, but i tore a 6 inch hole in the butt of my levis this weekend in new haven. so i’m going to say, avoid the levis straight leg; they aren’t for skinny people with big butts.
May 7, 2008 at 4:32 pm
relatedly, i like express jeans. no homo.